Who's John (random John facts)

Random Fact #1: John can benchpress 100lbs… and he has abs

Fact number 2: John likes belaboring his point

Fact Number 3: John likes things clear and well defined.. and he makes lots of typos

Fact number 4: John makes lots of typos because his keyborad is stupid ...and it hates him 

...and it's made in china

Who's Ever (random Ever facts)

Random ever facts:


Random Ever fact number 1: Ever is pretty ... even when she gets pimple outbreaks

Random Ever fact number 2: Ever is John's cute litol princess

Random Ever fact number 3: Ever is John's litol bully

"ek ek"=A word which john thinks no manly man should ever say,

 huwag moko pilitin="don't make me do it", 

ayaw means "no"

"litol"=like little but cuter!

Kaw/Ikaw=you